{"id":7174,"date":"2021-11-24T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-24T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7174"},"modified":"2024-02-02T11:14:37","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T10:14:37","slug":"kennst-du-den-150-duplicate-1-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/11\/kennst-du-den-150-duplicate-1-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #196"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ein Bankdirektor gab t\u00e4glich einem Bettler einen Euro. Pl\u00f6tzlich gibt er nur noch 50 Cent.<br \/>\u201eWarum bekomme ich nur noch die H\u00e4lfte?\u201c, fragte ihn der Bettler erstaunt.<br \/>\u201eMeine drei Kinder fangen an zu studieren. Da m\u00fcssen wir sparen.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas hab&#8216; ich gern, andere auf meine Kosten studieren lassen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201ePapa, soll ich dir von meiner ersten Fahrt mit deinem neuen Auto erz\u00e4hlen oder willst du es lieber morgen in der Zeitung lesen?\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWas, Frau M\u00fcller, dem Knoll, dem Gauner, wollen Sie Ihre Tochter zur Frau geben? Der Kerl hat ja bereits f\u00fcnf Jahre gesessen!\u201c<br \/>\u201eWas? So ein Lump! Mir hat er gesagt: drei Jahre!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Bankdirektor gab t\u00e4glich einem Bettler einen Euro. Pl\u00f6tzlich gibt er nur noch 50 Cent.\u201eWarum bekomme ich nur noch die H\u00e4lfte?\u201c, fragte ihn der Bettler erstaunt.\u201eMeine drei Kinder fangen an zu studieren. 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