{"id":7132,"date":"2021-07-07T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-07T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7132"},"modified":"2024-02-02T11:02:30","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T10:02:30","slug":"kennst-du-den-170-duplicate-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/07\/kennst-du-den-170-duplicate-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #176"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>R\u00fcgt der Richter den Angeklagten: \u201eUnd warum haben Sie die Verk\u00e4uferin mit &#8218;Bl\u00f6de Kuh&#8216; tituliert?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWeil sie pl\u00f6tzlich an der Kasse fragte, ob sie mir mein Kaffeeservice nicht rasch einschlagen solle!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Mutti kommt vom Einkaufen zur\u00fcck.<br \/>Karin erz\u00e4hlt ihr stolz: \u201eWir haben die Arbeit genau aufgeteilt. 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