{"id":7131,"date":"2021-06-30T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-30T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7131"},"modified":"2024-02-02T11:02:08","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T10:02:08","slug":"kennst-du-den-170-duplicate-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/06\/kennst-du-den-170-duplicate-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #175"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWarum habt ihr eigentlich niemals Besuch?\u201c<br \/>\u201eMeine Frau hat alle G\u00e4ste in die Flucht gekocht.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ruft einer von den Skatbr\u00fcdern am Stammtisch: \u201eFrau Wirtin, die Spielkarten sollten Sie aber mal in die Reinigung schicken!\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas habe ich bereits getan\u201c, sagt die Wirtin, \u201eaber man hat mir die Karten wieder zur\u00fcckgegeben und gesagt, ich sollte lieber die Leute schicken, die jeden Abend damit spielen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>In einer Schweizer Zeitung war im Anzeigenteil folgender Hilferuf zu lesen:<br \/>\u201eZwergschnauzer entlaufen! 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