{"id":7129,"date":"2021-06-23T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-23T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7129"},"modified":"2024-02-02T11:01:46","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T10:01:46","slug":"kennst-du-den-173-duplicate-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/06\/kennst-du-den-173-duplicate-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #174"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Bei einem Preiskochen der Hotelk\u00f6che von Paris sagte der Veranstalter:<br \/>\u201eDie Engl\u00e4nder haben die Tischreden erfunden, damit man ihr Essen vergisst. Wir Franzosen sind anderer Meinung! Guten Appetit\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eImmer wenn ich den Speisesaal betrete, sitzen Sie auf dem Klavierstuhl, aber niemals spielen Sie.\u201c<br \/>\u201eIch kann gar nicht Klavier spielen.\u201c<br \/>\u201eWarum sitzen Sie denn dann am Klavier?\u201c<br \/>\u201eDamit sich kein anderer daran setzen kann!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eEmma, die Pilze schmecken wirklich fein! Ich kann gar nicht verstehen, warum du nicht mitisst. Woher hast du eigentlich das Rezept?\u201c<br \/>\u201eAus einem Kriminalroman!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bei einem Preiskochen der Hotelk\u00f6che von Paris sagte der Veranstalter:\u201eDie Engl\u00e4nder haben die Tischreden erfunden, damit man ihr Essen vergisst. Wir Franzosen sind anderer Meinung! Guten Appetit\u201c \u201eImmer wenn ich den Speisesaal betrete, sitzen Sie auf dem Klavierstuhl, aber niemals spielen Sie.\u201c\u201eIch kann gar nicht Klavier spielen.\u201c\u201eWarum sitzen Sie denn dann am Klavier?\u201c\u201eDamit sich kein anderer daran setzen kann!\u201c \u201eEmma, die Pilze schmecken wirklich fein! Ich kann gar nicht verstehen, warum du nicht mitisst. 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