{"id":7093,"date":"2021-03-17T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-17T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7093"},"modified":"2024-02-01T22:05:24","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T21:05:24","slug":"kennst-du-den-159-duplicate-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/03\/kennst-du-den-159-duplicate-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #160"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der Ire McKenzie hat ein gro\u00dfes Problem: Er hat Wasserski geschenkt bekommen und sucht seit einem Jahr verzweifelt einen stillen See mit Abhang.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eEntschuldigung, w\u00fcrden Sie mir bitte sagen, wo hier die andere Stra\u00dfenseite ist?\u201c<br \/>\u201eDa dr\u00fcben nat\u00fcrlich.\u201c<br \/>\u201eKomisch, von dort hat mich gerade hierher geschickt.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Bullermann wartet im str\u00f6menden Regen vor dem Briefkasten. Endlich, als er l\u00e4ngst bis auf die Haut durchn\u00e4sst ist, kommt der Mann, der den Kasten zu leeren hat.<br \/>\u201eW\u00fcrden Sie mir bitte den Brief an Herrn Kunze heraussuchen?\u201c fleht Bullermann.<br \/>\u201eSie haben wohl vergessen, ihn zu frankieren?\u201c<br \/>\u201eNein, die Marke ist drauf, es handelt sich um den Absender.\u201c<br \/>\u201eAh, den wollen Sie wohl noch hinten draufschreiben?\u201c<br \/>\u201eNein, wegradieren\u201c, st\u00f6hnt Bullermann. 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