{"id":7092,"date":"2021-03-24T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-24T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7092"},"modified":"2024-02-01T22:05:54","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T21:05:54","slug":"kennst-du-den-159-duplicate-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/03\/kennst-du-den-159-duplicate-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #161"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eFr\u00e4ulein Erika\u201c, schmachtet der sch\u00fcchterne Assessor Anton, \u201ewas w\u00fcrden Sie tun, wenn ich Ihnen jetzt einen Kuss geben w\u00fcrde?\u201c<br \/>\u201eJa\u201c, sch\u00fcttelt da die junge Dame ihren Kopf, \u201eich habe in dieser Hinsicht keinerlei Erfahrung. 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