{"id":7091,"date":"2021-04-14T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7091"},"modified":"2024-02-01T22:07:37","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T21:07:37","slug":"kennst-du-den-159-duplicate-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/04\/kennst-du-den-159-duplicate-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #164"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eMutti, morgen brauchen wir nicht zur Schule\u201c, freut sich Fritzchen.<br \/>\u201eWarum denn nicht?\u201c<br \/>\u201eDer Lehrer ist nicht da. Er hat gesagt: Genug f\u00fcr heute. Morgen fahre ich fort.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eDie neue Gefl\u00fcgelschere taugt nichts\u201c, sagt Frau Brauner zu ihrem Mann.<br \/>\u201eIch muss die Gans so rupfen, wie ich es von fr\u00fcher gewohnt bin!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ein junger Mann sitzt im Lokal und pfeift nach der Kellnerin.<br \/>\u201eWas darf\u00b4s sein, mein Herr?\u201c, fragt sie sp\u00f6ttisch. \u201eVielleicht eine Portion Vogelfutter?\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eMutti, morgen brauchen wir nicht zur Schule\u201c, freut sich Fritzchen.\u201eWarum denn nicht?\u201c\u201eDer Lehrer ist nicht da. Er hat gesagt: Genug f\u00fcr heute. 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