{"id":7081,"date":"2021-03-03T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-03T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7081"},"modified":"2024-02-01T22:04:46","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T21:04:46","slug":"kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/03\/kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #158"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Dr\u00e4gers wohnen einem Reihenhaus. Pl\u00f6tzlich horcht Herr Dr\u00e4ge auf, geht zur Wand und sagt zu seiner Frau: \u201eMerkw\u00fcrdig, Klingers streiten sich heute gar nicht.\u201c<br \/>Darauf seine Frau: \u201eWahrscheinlich sind sie b\u00f6se miteinander.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Im Hafen von Aberdeen f\u00e4llt ein Mann aus dem Kahn. Man holt ihn aus dem Wasser und macht Wiederbelebungsversuche.<br \/>Als er schlie\u00dflich die Augen aufschl\u00e4gt, dr\u00e4ngt sich ein Angler an ihn heran und fragt: \u201eWaren viele Fische an der Stelle, an der Sie versanken?\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWo haben Sie denn Ihre Orden?\u201c, rief der General bei der Parade, als der Oberst ohne Orden vor ihm stand.\u201c<br \/>Der erschrak. \u201eGro\u00dfer Gott\u201c, st\u00f6hnte der, \u201ejetzt habe ich sie doch auf dem Schlafanzug vergessen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr\u00e4gers wohnen einem Reihenhaus. Pl\u00f6tzlich horcht Herr Dr\u00e4ge auf, geht zur Wand und sagt zu seiner Frau: \u201eMerkw\u00fcrdig, Klingers streiten sich heute gar nicht.\u201cDarauf seine Frau: \u201eWahrscheinlich sind sie b\u00f6se miteinander.\u201c Im Hafen von Aberdeen f\u00e4llt ein Mann aus dem Kahn. 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