{"id":7080,"date":"2021-02-24T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-24T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7080"},"modified":"2024-02-01T22:04:06","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T21:04:06","slug":"kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/02\/kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #157"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eD\u00fcrfte ich um eine Unterredung unter drei Augen bitten?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWieso drei?\u201c<br \/>\u201eEins habe ich auf Ihr reizendes Fr\u00e4ulein Tochter geworfen.\u201c<br \/>\u201eAlso unter zwei Augen?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWieso zwei?\u201c<br \/>\u201eEins soll ich doch vermutlich zudr\u00fccken!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eIch rate Ihnen, k\u00fcssen Sie mich nie vor meiner Tante.\u201c<br \/>\u201eVerzeihung, aber ich habe Sie doch \u00fcberhaupt noch nie gek\u00fcsst.\u201c<br \/>\u201eIch meinte das ja auch nur f\u00fcr den Fall, dass Sie es einmal tun sollten!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eDer Absprung mit dem Fallschirm kostet vierzig Euro, mein Herr!\u201c<br \/>\u201eUnd wenn der Fallschirm nicht funktioniert?\u201c<br \/>\u201eSelbstverst\u00e4ndlich bekommen Sie die vierzig Euro dann zur\u00fcck.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eD\u00fcrfte ich um eine Unterredung unter drei Augen bitten?\u201c\u201eWieso drei?\u201c\u201eEins habe ich auf Ihr reizendes Fr\u00e4ulein Tochter geworfen.\u201c\u201eAlso unter zwei Augen?\u201c\u201eWieso zwei?\u201c\u201eEins soll ich doch vermutlich zudr\u00fccken!\u201c \u201eIch rate Ihnen, k\u00fcssen Sie mich nie vor meiner Tante.\u201c\u201eVerzeihung, aber ich habe Sie doch \u00fcberhaupt noch nie gek\u00fcsst.\u201c\u201eIch meinte das ja auch nur f\u00fcr den Fall, dass Sie es einmal tun sollten!\u201c \u201eDer Absprung mit dem Fallschirm kostet vierzig Euro, mein Herr!\u201c\u201eUnd wenn der Fallschirm nicht funktioniert?\u201c\u201eSelbstverst\u00e4ndlich bekommen Sie die vierzig Euro&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/02\/kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-3\/\">Weiterlesen<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Weiterlesen<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.8 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Klaus Engelhardt\"\/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/02\/kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-3\/\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.8\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn | \u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Kennst du den? 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