{"id":7079,"date":"2021-02-17T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-17T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7079"},"modified":"2024-02-01T22:03:45","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T21:03:45","slug":"kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/02\/kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #156"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der Hausierer versucht, Herrn Zander mit allen Mitteln etwas zu verkaufen.<br \/>Zuletzt gelingt es ihm, wenigstens das Schild &#8218;Betteln und Hausieren verboten&#8216; zu verkaufen.<br \/>Am n\u00e4chsten Tag fragte der Hauswirt Herrn Zander ziemlich ver\u00e4rgert, warum er das besagte Schildchen aus dem Treppenflur entfernt und an seiner eigenen Wohnungst\u00fcr angebracht habe.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Beim Direktor einer Bank beschwert sich ein junger Angestellter: \u201eHerr Direktor, ich habe das Gef\u00fchl, dass mein Gehalt in keinem Verh\u00e4ltnis zu meinen F\u00e4higkeiten steht.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas ist mir l\u00e4ngst klar\u201c, sagt der Direktor gutm\u00fctig, \u201eaber wir k\u00f6nnen Sie doch unm\u00f6glich verhungern lassen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eDer Hund, den Sie mir verkauft haben, heult die ganze Nacht. 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