{"id":7078,"date":"2021-02-10T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-10T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7078"},"modified":"2024-02-01T22:03:13","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T21:03:13","slug":"kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/02\/kennst-du-den-154-duplicate-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #155"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Erkl\u00e4rt der Lehrer den Kindern: \u201eWenn einem auf dem Friedhof ein Leichenzug begegnet, darin nimmt man seine M\u00fctze ab. Warum wohl?\u201c <br \/>Meint ein Junge: \u201eEs k\u00f6nnte ja ein Lehrer im Sarg liegen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eZu Hause habe ich die Hosen an\u201c, prahlt Herr M\u00fcller. \u201eGestern sagte ich zu meiner Frau: \u201eIn drei Minuten will ich hei\u00dfes Wasser haben! Und prompt hatte ich es!<br \/>\u201eUnd wozu brauchtest du das Wasser?\u201c<br \/>\u201eNa ja, zum Abwaschen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>In Gegenwart des Heideschriftstellers Hermann L\u00f6ns jammerte einmal ein Mann: \u201eDa sagen die Leute immer, die Dummen haben das meiste Gl\u00fcck, ich aber habe noch nie Gl\u00fcck gehabt.\u201c<br \/>\u201eJa, wissen Sie\u201c, gab Hermann L\u00f6ns zu bedenken, \u201ees hat eben alles seine Grenzen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erkl\u00e4rt der Lehrer den Kindern: \u201eWenn einem auf dem Friedhof ein Leichenzug begegnet, darin nimmt man seine M\u00fctze ab. Warum wohl?\u201c Meint ein Junge: \u201eEs k\u00f6nnte ja ein Lehrer im Sarg liegen.\u201c \u201eZu Hause habe ich die Hosen an\u201c, prahlt Herr M\u00fcller. \u201eGestern sagte ich zu meiner Frau: \u201eIn drei Minuten will ich hei\u00dfes Wasser haben! 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