{"id":7067,"date":"2021-01-20T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-20T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=7067"},"modified":"2024-02-01T22:01:34","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T21:01:34","slug":"kennst-du-den-149-duplicate-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2021\/01\/kennst-du-den-149-duplicate-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #152"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eAn meiner Familie kritisierst du st\u00e4ndig herum, deine hebst du aber stets in den Himmel\u201c, schmollt die Ehefrau.<br \/>\u201eDu \u00fcbertreibst, Liebling\u201c, bes\u00e4nftigt er. \u201eIch gebe ja zu, dass deine Schwiegermutter viel netter ist als meine!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der Malermeister weist einen neuen Azubi ein: \u201eAls erstes streichst du die Fenster.\u201c<br \/>Nach einer Weile meldet sich der Lehrling: \u201eFertig, Meister! Soll ich jetzt die Rahmen streichen?\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>R\u00e4t der Arzt einem Patienten: \u201eAlkohol nur noch ganz m\u00e4\u00dfig, h\u00f6chstens ein Glas Grog.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas geht nicht, meine Frau gibt mir sicher kein hei\u00dfes Wasser dazu.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDann sagen Sie ihr eben, es sei zum Rasieren.\u201c<br \/>Nach acht Tagen klagt die Ehefrau dem Arzt: \u201eHerr Doktor, ich glaube, mein Mann ist verr\u00fcckt geworden. 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