{"id":6794,"date":"2020-12-09T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-09T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6794"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:59:41","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:59:41","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-1-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/12\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-1-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #149"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201e\u2026 und als die Schmerzen immer heftiger wurden\u201c, berichtete Frau Biermann dem Arzt, \u201eging ich in die n\u00e4chste Drogerie.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDort k\u00f6nnen Sie nie und nimmer einen brauchbaren Rat bekommen!\u201c, wehrte der Doktor \u00e4rgerlich ab.<br \/>\u201eMag sein\u201c, gab die Patientin zu. \u201eJedenfalls riet mir der Drogist, mich an Sie zu wenden \u2026\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>In einer gro\u00dfen Gesellschaft kam die wohlhabende Dame mit dem ber\u00fchmten Arzt ins Gespr\u00e4ch.<br \/>\u201eOh\u201c, dachte sie, \u201ewie praktisch. 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