{"id":6785,"date":"2020-11-11T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-11T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6785"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:57:21","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:57:21","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/11\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #145"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Eine Frau tr\u00e4gt dem Arzt ihr Anliegen vor:<br \/>\u201eHerr Doktor, jedes Mal, wenn ich Kaffee trinke, habe ich ein f\u00fcrchterliches stechen im Auge.\u201c<br \/>R\u00e4t der Arzt: \u201eNehmen Sie beim n\u00e4chsten Mal den L\u00f6ffel aus der Tasse!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der alte Jagdherr geht nach beendeter Pirsch ins Wirtshaus und trifft dort den Dorfarzt.<br \/>\u201eWissen Sie schon, was ich heute erlegt habe?\u201c, ruft er ihm zu.<br \/>\u201eGenau, genau\u201c, winkt der Arzt ab. \u201eWar schon bei mir in Behandlung.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ein Medizinstudent steckt mitten im Examen. 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Eifrig beginnt er und schaut nach vollbrachter Leistung erwartungsvoll um sich.<br \/>Einer der Professoren r\u00e4uspert sich und erhebt sich dann mit den Worten: &#8222;So, junger Mann, nun nehmen Sie die Zange noch einmal ganz fest in beide H\u00e4nde, schlagen Sie sie dem Ehemann kr\u00e4ftig \u00fcber den Kopf, dann haben Sie n\u00e4mlich eine ganze Familie umgebracht!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Frau tr\u00e4gt dem Arzt ihr Anliegen vor:\u201eHerr Doktor, jedes Mal, wenn ich Kaffee trinke, habe ich ein f\u00fcrchterliches stechen im Auge.\u201cR\u00e4t der Arzt: \u201eNehmen Sie beim n\u00e4chsten Mal den L\u00f6ffel aus der Tasse!\u201c Der alte Jagdherr geht nach beendeter Pirsch ins Wirtshaus und trifft dort den Dorfarzt.\u201eWissen Sie schon, was ich heute erlegt habe?\u201c, ruft er ihm zu.\u201eGenau, genau\u201c, winkt der Arzt ab. \u201eWar schon bei mir in Behandlung.\u201c Ein Medizinstudent steckt mitten im Examen. 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