{"id":6768,"date":"2020-09-23T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-23T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6768"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:54:59","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:54:59","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/09\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #138"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eMein Liebling\u201c, seufzt ein junger Mann, der zum ersten Mal neben seinem M\u00e4dchen auf der Parkbank sitzt. \u201eStundenlang k\u00f6nnte ich hier verweilen und nichts anderes tun, als dich st\u00e4ndig zu betrachten.\u201c<br \/>\u201eJa\u201c, entgegnet das M\u00e4dchen, \u201edas f\u00fcrchte ich allm\u00e4hlich auch.\u201c <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Die neue Lehrerin will w\u00e4hrend der Stunde Hefte nachsehen. 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