{"id":6765,"date":"2020-09-02T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-02T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6765"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:52:03","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:52:03","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/09\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #135"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Kommt ein kleiner Mann zum Arbeitsamt: \u201eHaben Sie nicht eine Besch\u00e4ftigung f\u00fcr mich? Ich m\u00f6chte am liebsten zu einer Baufirma gehen.\u201c <br \/>\u201eWas haben Sie denn bisher gemacht?\u201c<br \/>\u201eIch war Minister!\u201c<br \/>\u201eWas denn, und da wollen Sie ausgerechnet zum Bau? Warum denn das?\u201c<br \/>Meint das M\u00e4nnchen kleinlaut: \u201eIch habe doch nichts gelernt, au\u00dfer Grundstein legen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ein Mann setzt sich an die Bar, bestellt einen Whisky, kippt ihn hinunter, schmei\u00dft einen Hunderteuroschein auf den Tresen und geht.<br \/>Kopfsch\u00fcttelnd sagt der Barkeeper: \u201eKomischer Mensch! Hat kein Geld, um seinen Whisky zu bezahlen, aber einen Hunderter Trinkgeld gibt er!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eHerr Maier, ich sehe Ihre zuk\u00fcnftige Frau\u201c, murmelt die Hellseherin.<br \/>\u201eUnd wie hei\u00dft sie denn?\u201c<br \/>\u201eFrau Maier!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kommt ein kleiner Mann zum Arbeitsamt: \u201eHaben Sie nicht eine Besch\u00e4ftigung f\u00fcr mich? Ich m\u00f6chte am liebsten zu einer Baufirma gehen.\u201c \u201eWas haben Sie denn bisher gemacht?\u201c\u201eIch war Minister!\u201c\u201eWas denn, und da wollen Sie ausgerechnet zum Bau? Warum denn das?\u201cMeint das M\u00e4nnchen kleinlaut: \u201eIch habe doch nichts gelernt, au\u00dfer Grundstein legen.\u201c Ein Mann setzt sich an die Bar, bestellt einen Whisky, kippt ihn hinunter, schmei\u00dft einen Hunderteuroschein auf den Tresen und geht.Kopfsch\u00fcttelnd sagt der Barkeeper: \u201eKomischer Mensch! 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