{"id":6756,"date":"2020-07-29T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-29T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6756"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:47:46","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:47:46","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-4-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/07\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-4-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #130"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWie haben Sie denn Ihre Frau kennengelernt?\u201c<br \/>\u201eDurch ein Missverst\u00e4ndnis. ich winkte eigentlich einem. 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