{"id":6747,"date":"2020-06-24T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-24T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6747"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:40:50","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:40:50","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/06\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #125"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Mclntosh erwischt seine Frau mit McDonald, dem Nachbarn. Mcintosh holt sein Gewehr und schreit: \u201eIch erschie\u00dfe euch! 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