{"id":6746,"date":"2020-07-15T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-15T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6746"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:46:49","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:46:49","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-4-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/07\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-4-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #128"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWelche Witwe soll ich heiraten. Haben beide ihre Vorz\u00fcge: Hanna ist sehr musikalisch, Tina gar nicht.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Kunde im Kaufhaus: \u201eIch m\u00f6chte einen Schirm kaufen.\u201c<br \/>Fr\u00e4ulein an der Auskunft: \u201eErster Stock!\u201c<br \/>Kunde: \u201eNee, erst der Schirm!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWissen Sie\u201c, sagt der neue Untermieter, um sich ins rechte Licht zu setzen, \u201eals ich aus meinem Zimmer auszog, da hat meine Wirtin geweint!\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas kommt bei mir nicht in Frage\u201c, bekommt er da von der neuen Wirtin die energische Antwort, \u201ebei mir wird die Miete im Voraus bezahlt!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eWelche Witwe soll ich heiraten. 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