{"id":6744,"date":"2020-06-17T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6744"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:40:15","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:40:15","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/06\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #124"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eFrau Professor\u201c, klagt die Hausgehilfin, \u201eder Herr Professor hat heute das Essen \u00fcberhaupt nicht anger\u00fchrt.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas ist nicht so schlimm\u201c, meint die Frau Professor. \u201eTun Sie an das Ganze noch einen Stich Butter und ein St\u00fcck Fleisch und geben Sie es dein Hund!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Mit einem Anliegen besonderer Art kam ein Franziskaner zu seinem Abt.<br \/>\u201eDarf ich\u201c, fragte er, \u201ebeim Beten rauchen?\u201c<br \/>Die Antwort war ein strenger Verweis: \u201eSch\u00e4me dich! 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