{"id":6734,"date":"2020-05-13T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-13T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6734"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:37:13","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:37:13","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-duplicate-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/05\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-duplicate-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #119"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ein Soldat, der m\u00fc\u00dfig \u00fcber den Kasernenhof schlenderte, wurde von einem Offizier angeschnauzt: \u201eWie laufen Sie denn hier herum? Sie sind doch kein Zivilist mehr! Beruf?\u201c<br \/>\u201eKaufmann, Herr Hauptmann.\u201c<br \/>\u201eHaben Sie Angestellte?\u201c<br \/>\u201eJawohl, 20.\u201c<br \/>\u201eNa, und was w\u00fcrden Sie tun, wenn Ihre Angestellten w\u00e4hrend der Arbeitszeit so herumlungerten wie Sie?\u201c<br \/>Darauf der Soldat hoffnungsfroh: \u201eEntlassen, sofort entlassen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Diplomatie, erkl\u00e4rte einmal ein englischer Botschafter, sei die Kunst des Vertuschens, und er hatte auch ein \u00fcberzeugendes Beispiel zur Hand.<br \/>Als Gast in einer sehr gepflegten Luxuswohnung, in der die Dame des Hauses besonders stolz auf ihre antiken M\u00f6bel war, hatte er sorgf\u00e4ltig darauf geachtet, nichts zu versch\u00fctten und kein St\u00fcck zu besch\u00e4digen. Aber als er eines Tages lesend allein vor dem Kamin sa\u00df, brach der d\u00fcnne, vergoldete Stuhl unter ihm zusammen. Ruhig und leise zerlegte der Botschafter den Stuhl vollends in kleine St\u00fccke und warf sie ins Kaminfeuer. Seine Gastgeberin hat noch lange dar\u00fcber nachgegr\u00fcbelt, was wohl aus ihrem Stuhl geworden sei.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eTante Ria\u201c, fragt Erika, \u201ewarum puderst du dich denn im Gesicht?\u201c<br \/>\u201eDamit ich sch\u00f6n werde, mein Junge!\u201c<br \/>\u201eUnd\u201c, staunt da Erika, \u201ewarum wirst du es nicht?\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Soldat, der m\u00fc\u00dfig \u00fcber den Kasernenhof schlenderte, wurde von einem Offizier angeschnauzt: \u201eWie laufen Sie denn hier herum? Sie sind doch kein Zivilist mehr! 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