{"id":6732,"date":"2020-05-20T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6732"},"modified":"2019-12-31T19:36:47","modified_gmt":"2019-12-31T17:36:47","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-duplicate-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/05\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-duplicate-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #120"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n\u201eWas?\u201c, ruft der Lehrer \u00e4rgerlich. \u201eDas soll ein Kreis sein? 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