{"id":6726,"date":"2020-06-10T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-10T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6726"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:39:37","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:39:37","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/06\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-5-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #123"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Zwei Babys im Kinderwagen begegnen sich auf der Stra\u00dfe.<br \/>Fragt das eine: \u201eWie bist du denn mit deiner Mutter zufrieden?\u201c<br \/>Meint das andere: \u201eEigentlich rundum. Nur am Berg ist sie etwas langsam.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eKennen Sie den ber\u00fchmten Musiker Pot?\u201c<br \/>\u201eNee, m\u00fcsste ich den kennen?\u201c<br \/>\u201eAber sicher! Von ihm sind doch alle Pourris!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ein Fremder betritt das Friseurgesch\u00e4ft.<br \/>Der Lehrling bittet ihn, Platz zu nehmen und macht Anstalten, ihn zu rasieren.<br \/>\u201eIst denn der Meister nicht da?\u201c, fragt der Kunde.<br \/>\u201eNein, der ist zu einem Kollegen gegangen, um sich rasieren zu lassen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei Babys im Kinderwagen begegnen sich auf der Stra\u00dfe.Fragt das eine: \u201eWie bist du denn mit deiner Mutter zufrieden?\u201cMeint das andere: \u201eEigentlich rundum. 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