{"id":6723,"date":"2020-04-22T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6723"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:35:35","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:35:35","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/04\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #116"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Zwei Neureiche unterhalten sich: \u201eGehen Sie auch zu Figaros Hochzeit?\u201c \u201eNein, wir schicken Blumen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der Sonntagsj\u00e4ger hat einen Treiber angeschossen.<br \/>\u201eWie konnten Sie das tun, wo Ihnen der Mann doch zugerufen hat, dass er kein Wildschwein ist?\u201c, fragt der F\u00f6rster.<br \/>\u201eIch dachte, das Biest blufft.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der Augenarzt fragt: \u201eSeit wann schielen Sie eigentlich, Frau Mayer?\u201c<br \/>\u201eSeit meine Zwillinge angefangen haben zu laufen\u201c, erwiderte die Frau Mayer.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei Neureiche unterhalten sich: \u201eGehen Sie auch zu Figaros Hochzeit?\u201c \u201eNein, wir schicken Blumen!\u201c Der Sonntagsj\u00e4ger hat einen Treiber angeschossen.\u201eWie konnten Sie das tun, wo Ihnen der Mann doch zugerufen hat, dass er kein Wildschwein ist?\u201c, fragt der F\u00f6rster.\u201eIch dachte, das Biest blufft.\u201c Der Augenarzt fragt: \u201eSeit wann schielen Sie eigentlich, Frau Mayer?\u201c\u201eSeit meine Zwillinge angefangen haben zu laufen\u201c, erwiderte die Frau Mayer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.9 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Klaus Engelhardt\"\/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/04\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-2-2\/\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.9\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn | \u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Kennst du den? 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