{"id":6722,"date":"2020-04-08T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-08T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6722"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:33:46","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:33:46","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-1-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/04\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-1-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #114"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eSagen Sie dem Vorarbeiter, dass das Erdreich weiter nachzurutschen droht.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas wei\u00df er schon. Wir sind n\u00e4mlich gerade dabei, ihn auszubuddeln.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Steht ein Herr im Schwimmbad mit einem Regenschirm unter der Dusche.<br \/>Da kommt der Bademeister und fragt ihn, was denn das solle.<br \/>Meint da der Mann: \u201eTja, ich habe mein Handtuch vergessen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWas ihren Ausgang betrifft, Frieda, ich werde ihnen da selbstverst\u00e4ndlich soweit es geht entgegenkommen.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas ist nicht n\u00f6tig, gn\u00e4dige Frau, mein Verlobter bringt mich immer bis an die Haust\u00fcr.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eSagen Sie dem Vorarbeiter, dass das Erdreich weiter nachzurutschen droht.\u201c\u201eDas wei\u00df er schon. 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