{"id":6715,"date":"2020-03-25T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6715"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:33:17","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:33:17","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/03\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #112"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Bei Ihnen habe ich gestern acht Bananen gekauft. Aber zu Hause habe ich festgestellt, dass Sie nur sechs St\u00fcck eingepackt haben.\u201c<br \/>Der Verk\u00e4ufer: \u201eDie zwei waren sowieso faul.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Mark Twains Zeitung meldete irrt\u00fcmlich den Tod eines angesehenen Mitb\u00fcrgers. Dieser beschwerte sich sofort \u00fcber die Falschmeldung und verlangte eine Berichtigung.<br \/>\u201eAusgeschlossen\u201c, sagte Mark Twain. \u201eBerichtigungen bringen wir grunds\u00e4tzlich nicht. Aber ich wei\u00df einen Ausweg: Wir melden Sie morgen unter den Neugeborenen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Fritzchen: \u201e Mein Lehrer hat mir heute davon abgeraten, Bierbrauer zu werden.\u201c<br \/>\u201eSo, was hat er denn gesagt?\u201c, will die Mutter wissen.<br \/>\u201eEr hat gesagt: Fritzchen, bei dir ist Hopfen und Malz verloren!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bei Ihnen habe ich gestern acht Bananen gekauft. Aber zu Hause habe ich festgestellt, dass Sie nur sechs St\u00fcck eingepackt haben.\u201cDer Verk\u00e4ufer: \u201eDie zwei waren sowieso faul.\u201c Mark Twains Zeitung meldete irrt\u00fcmlich den Tod eines angesehenen Mitb\u00fcrgers. Dieser beschwerte sich sofort \u00fcber die Falschmeldung und verlangte eine Berichtigung.\u201eAusgeschlossen\u201c, sagte Mark Twain. \u201eBerichtigungen bringen wir grunds\u00e4tzlich nicht. 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