{"id":6714,"date":"2020-03-18T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-18T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6714"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:32:45","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:32:45","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/03\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-4-duplicate-5-duplicate-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #111"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der einstige Generalmusikdirektor der Berliner Oper, Trunk, f\u00fchrte seinen Namen nicht ganz zu Unrecht. Und jedes Mal, wenn er einige Flaschen geleert hatte, wurde er sentimental und pries die G\u00fcte seiner Mitmenschen wortreich und unter ehrlichen Tr\u00e4nen.<br \/>Einmal umarmte er Ernst D\u00f6hm, den Begr\u00fcnder des \u201eKladderadatsch\u201c und schluchzte: \u201eD\u00f6hm, Seele von einem Menschen, ich stehe tief in deiner Schuld, was kann ich f\u00fcr dich tun?\u201c<br \/>D\u00f6hm streichelte das Haupt des Freundes und sagte ger\u00fchrt: \u201eSag Sie zu mir!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eAls ich meine Frau kennenlernte, war sie achtzehn, als wir uns verlobten 23 und bei der Heirat 28.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDu lieber Himmel, so lange haben sie jeweils gewartet, ehe Sie&#8230;&#8220;<br \/>\u201eNein. 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