{"id":6681,"date":"2020-01-01T06:00:47","date_gmt":"2020-01-01T04:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6681"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:28:00","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:28:00","slug":"kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/01\/kennst-du-den-99-duplicate-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #100"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Traurig steht der junge Marinesoldat am Hafen und blickt ins Wasser.<br \/>\u201eWas ist denn mit dir los?\u201c, will der Kamerad von der Luftwaffe wissen.<br \/>\u201eAch, es ist doch zu bl\u00f6d\u201c, seufzt der Matrose, \u201eda habe ich mich freiwillig f\u00fcr zw\u00f6lf Jahre bei der Marine verpflichtet, weil ich die Welt sehen wollte, und wohin haben sie mich gesteckt? In ein U-Boot&#8230;\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Fragt der neue Pastor beim ersten Besuch der Gemeindemitglieder eine Frau: \u201eSind Sie schon lange Witwe?\u201c<br \/>\u201eNein\u201c, antwortet sie, \u201eeigentlich erst, seit mein Mann gestorben ist.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Er und sie sitzen in der Konditorei. Sie erz\u00e4hlt und erz\u00e4hlt. Pl\u00f6tzlich unterbricht sie: \u201eDas ist ja unerh\u00f6rt. 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