{"id":6671,"date":"2019-12-11T06:00:25","date_gmt":"2019-12-11T04:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6671"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:27:18","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:27:18","slug":"kennst-du-den-99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/12\/kennst-du-den-99\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #99"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Max prahlt vor seinen Klassenkameraden mit seinem Hund: \u201eEr kann mich schon auf 50 Meter am Geruch erkennen.\u201c<br \/>Darauf ein Klassenkamerad: \u201eNicht nur dein Hund\u2026\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eNun geben Sie schon zu, dass Sie den Einbruch in das Juwelengesch\u00e4ft genauso ausgef\u00fchrt haben, wie ich ihn gerade schilderte!\u201c<br \/>\u201eNee, Herr Richter, ganz und gar nicht so, aber Ihre Idee, die ist nicht schlecht, ne ganz neue Masche!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der Arzt warnt den Patienten: \u201eIch muss Ihnen eindringlich sagen, dass Alkohol das Leben verk\u00fcrzt!\u201c<br \/>Nickt der Untersuchte zustimmend: \u201eDas ist mir auch schon aufgefallen, Herr Doktor, nie vergeht die Zeit so schnell wie beim Trinken!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max prahlt vor seinen Klassenkameraden mit seinem Hund: \u201eEr kann mich schon auf 50 Meter am Geruch erkennen.\u201cDarauf ein Klassenkamerad: \u201eNicht nur dein Hund\u2026\u201c \u201eNun geben Sie schon zu, dass Sie den Einbruch in das Juwelengesch\u00e4ft genauso ausgef\u00fchrt haben, wie ich ihn gerade schilderte!\u201c\u201eNee, Herr Richter, ganz und gar nicht so, aber Ihre Idee, die ist nicht schlecht, ne ganz neue Masche!\u201c Der Arzt warnt den Patienten: \u201eIch muss Ihnen eindringlich sagen, dass Alkohol das Leben verk\u00fcrzt!\u201cNickt der Untersuchte zustimmend:&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/12\/kennst-du-den-99\/\">Weiterlesen<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Weiterlesen<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.9 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Klaus Engelhardt\"\/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/12\/kennst-du-den-99\/\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.9\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn | \u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Kennst du den? 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