{"id":6666,"date":"2019-11-27T06:00:03","date_gmt":"2019-11-27T04:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6666"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:25:40","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:25:40","slug":"kennst-du-den-97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/11\/kennst-du-den-97\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #97"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eSch\u00e4men Sie sich, Erler. Sie sind erst ein Jahr verheiratet, und schon pr\u00fcgeln Sie Ihre Frau!\u201c<br \/>\u201eNa und, einmal muss man ja schlie\u00dflich damit anfangen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Herr Br\u00f6sel kommt nach Hause und gibt seiner besseren H\u00e4lfte die Lohnt\u00fcte.<br \/>Sie z\u00e4hlt das Geld nach und f\u00e4ngt an zu schreien: \u201eDa fehlt ja schon wieder eine Mark! Hast du vielleicht eine Geliebte?\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eNeulich\u201c, erz\u00e4hlt der ber\u00fchmte Fernsehregisseur in einer Nachtbar, \u201eneulich war ich so g\u00e4nzlich ausgepumpt, dass mir auch nicht mehr der geringste Einfall f\u00fcr meine neue gro\u00dfe Show gekommen ist.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas stimmt\u201c, nickt da der Kollege vom anderen Programm, \u201edie Show habe ich gesehen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eSch\u00e4men Sie sich, Erler. 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