{"id":6663,"date":"2019-11-20T06:00:55","date_gmt":"2019-11-20T04:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6663"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:25:02","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:25:02","slug":"kennst-du-den-96","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/11\/kennst-du-den-96\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #96"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eIhr Sohn sieht seinem Vater sehr \u00e4hnlich, nicht wahr, Frau Niet?\u201c<br \/>\u201eNat\u00fcrlich, das behaupte ich auch immer. Aber mein Mann besteht darauf, dass der Junge sein Ebenbild ist.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eIch wundere mich eigentlich ein bisschen dar\u00fcber, dass deine gutaussehende Schwester nicht verheiratet ist.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDar\u00fcber brauchst du dich nicht zu wundern. Sie ist zu intelligent, einen Mann zu nehmen, der dumm genug ist, sie heiraten zu wollen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Arzt zum Patienten: \u201eHatten Sie so etwas schon einmal?\u201c<br \/>\u201eJa.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDann ist die Diagnose ganz einfach: Sie haben es wieder!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eIhr Sohn sieht seinem Vater sehr \u00e4hnlich, nicht wahr, Frau Niet?\u201c\u201eNat\u00fcrlich, das behaupte ich auch immer. 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