{"id":6655,"date":"2019-10-23T06:00:01","date_gmt":"2019-10-23T04:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6655"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:21:50","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:21:50","slug":"kennst-du-den-92","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/10\/kennst-du-den-92\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #92"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWas, du sitzt hier ganz allein?\u201c meint Semmerl zu seinem Freund Herbert und setzt sich neben ihn auf die Bank an der Strandpromenade. <br \/>\u201eJa, ich sitze hier und genie\u00dfe die Sch\u00f6nheiten der Natur!\u201c<br \/>Fragt Semmerl interessiert: \u201eSind denn schon viele vorbeigekommen?\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Die flotte Lola sitzt auf der Terrasse des eleganten Strandhotels und raucht zufrieden eine Zigarette, als sich die gef\u00fcrchtete Frau Pumuckl mit an ihren Tisch setzt und arrogant fragt: \u201eIch hoffe, dass es Sie nicht st\u00f6rt, wenn ich esse, w\u00e4hrend Sie rauchen?\u201c<br \/>\u201eDurchaus nicht\u201c, antwortet Lola l\u00e4chelnd, \u201ewenigstens nicht, solange die Musik so laut spielt.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Seit Jahrzehnten sagen Eltern zu ihren Kindern: \u201eEsst eure Teller leer, dann bekommen wir sch\u00f6nes Wetter\u201c<br \/>Und was haben wir davon? 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