{"id":6653,"date":"2019-10-16T06:00:34","date_gmt":"2019-10-16T04:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6653"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:21:27","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:21:27","slug":"kennst-du-den-91","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/10\/kennst-du-den-91\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #91"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Eine Schuhfabrik schickte zwei Vertreter zwecks Untersuchung der Absatzm\u00f6glichkeit nach Afrika.<br \/>Der erste kommt mit dem Bescheid zur\u00fcck, es sei dort nichts zu machen, die Leute gingen alle barfu\u00df.<br \/>Der andere berichtet mit heller Begeisterung: \u201eTolle Absatzm\u00f6glichkeiten, da unter hat noch niemand Schuhe!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der Freund will den \u00e4lteren Junggesellen ein wenig \u00e4rgern und sagt: \u201eWie ich h\u00f6rte, ist in punkto Liebe bei dir ja schon Feierabend?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWie kommst du darauf?\u201c, fragt der Junggeselle. \u201eHat sich etwa jemand aus deiner Familie dar\u00fcber beschwert?\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWenn du mich k\u00fcsst, rufe ich meinen Vater!\u201c<br \/>\u201eWo ist er denn?\u201c, fragt \u00e4ngstlich der Verehrer und blickt verstohlen zur T\u00fcr.<br \/>\u201eIm Urlaub auf Mallorca.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Schuhfabrik schickte zwei Vertreter zwecks Untersuchung der Absatzm\u00f6glichkeit nach Afrika.Der erste kommt mit dem Bescheid zur\u00fcck, es sei dort nichts zu machen, die Leute gingen alle barfu\u00df.Der andere berichtet mit heller Begeisterung: \u201eTolle Absatzm\u00f6glichkeiten, da unter hat noch niemand Schuhe!\u201c Der Freund will den \u00e4lteren Junggesellen ein wenig \u00e4rgern und sagt: \u201eWie ich h\u00f6rte, ist in punkto Liebe bei dir ja schon Feierabend?\u201c\u201eWie kommst du darauf?\u201c, fragt der Junggeselle. \u201eHat sich etwa jemand aus deiner Familie dar\u00fcber beschwert?\u201c \u201eWenn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/10\/kennst-du-den-91\/\">Weiterlesen<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Weiterlesen<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.8 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Klaus Engelhardt\"\/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/10\/kennst-du-den-91\/\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.8\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn | \u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Kennst du den? 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