{"id":6649,"date":"2019-10-02T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2019-10-02T04:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6649"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:20:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:20:25","slug":"kennst-du-den-89","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/10\/kennst-du-den-89\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #89"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Beim Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck in einem kleinen franz\u00f6sischen Restaurant sagt ein Gast anerkennend zur Chefin: \u201eDie Zeichnung auf den Butterringen ist sehr h\u00fcbsch. Womit machen Sie das?\u201c<br \/>\u201eMit meinem Kamm.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eAngeklagter, Sie haben im Wartesaal den Kl\u00e4ger verpr\u00fcgelte. Dann lie\u00dfen Sie von ihm ab, gingen hinaus, kehrten sp\u00e4ter wieder zur\u00fcck und st\u00fcrzten sich erneut auf den Kl\u00e4ger. Warum eigentlich?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWeil der Zug Versp\u00e4tung hatte, Herr Richter!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eIst Karls Abschied vom Junggesellenleben erfolgreich verlaufen?\u201c<br \/>\u201eErfolgreich ist gar kein Ausdruck! Die Braut brauchte vier Tage, bis sie ihn wiedergefunden hatte.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beim Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck in einem kleinen franz\u00f6sischen Restaurant sagt ein Gast anerkennend zur Chefin: \u201eDie Zeichnung auf den Butterringen ist sehr h\u00fcbsch. 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