{"id":6640,"date":"2019-09-04T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2019-09-04T04:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6640"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:16:48","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:16:48","slug":"kennst-du-den-85","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/09\/kennst-du-den-85\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #85"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Max Schmeling, der fr\u00fchere Boxweltmeister, tanzte einmal mit einer ebenso dummen wie eingebildeten Frau.<br \/>\u201eHeute Abend tanzen hier Geist und Sport miteinander\u201c, meinte die Dame.<br \/>\u201eVerzeihung, gn\u00e4dige Frau\u201c, erwiderte Max Schmeling, \u201ewelchen Sport betreiben Sie denn?\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eRichter: \u201eGeben Sie zu, Angeklagter, dass Sie den Kl\u00e4ger Schafskopf genannt haben?\u201c<br \/>\u201eIch kann mich wirklich nicht daran erinnern, doch je l\u00e4nger ich den Kl\u00e4ger betrachte, desto wahrscheinlicher erscheint es mir.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eLange nicht gesehen. Wie geht es Ihnen denn?\u201c<br \/>\u201eHaben Sie zwei Stunden Zeit? Sind Sie entschlossen, sich zu konzentrieren? Dann will ich Ihnen gerne sagen, wie es mir geht.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max Schmeling, der fr\u00fchere Boxweltmeister, tanzte einmal mit einer ebenso dummen wie eingebildeten Frau.\u201eHeute Abend tanzen hier Geist und Sport miteinander\u201c, meinte die Dame.\u201eVerzeihung, gn\u00e4dige Frau\u201c, erwiderte Max Schmeling, \u201ewelchen Sport betreiben Sie denn?\u201c \u201eRichter: \u201eGeben Sie zu, Angeklagter, dass Sie den Kl\u00e4ger Schafskopf genannt haben?\u201c\u201eIch kann mich wirklich nicht daran erinnern, doch je l\u00e4nger ich den Kl\u00e4ger betrachte, desto wahrscheinlicher erscheint es mir.\u201c \u201eLange nicht gesehen. Wie geht es Ihnen denn?\u201c\u201eHaben Sie zwei Stunden Zeit? 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