{"id":6634,"date":"2019-08-14T06:00:57","date_gmt":"2019-08-14T04:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6634"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:14:07","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:14:07","slug":"kennst-du-den-82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/08\/kennst-du-den-82\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #82"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Anweisungen vom Atomministerium: Im Falle des Abwurfs einer Atombombe sollte man ein Bad nehmen, sich in ein wei\u00dfes Leinentuch h\u00fcllen und ganz langsam, gemessenen Schrittes zum Friedhof gehen!<br \/>Frage: Warum langsam?<br \/>Antwort: Damit keine Panik entsteht!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Nach einer eingehenden Untersuchung fragt der Patient den Arzt, ob er Silvester wohl noch ein Glas Sekt trinken d\u00fcrfe.<br \/>Antwortet der Arzt etwas erstaunt: \u201eEin Glas d\u00fcrfen Sie schon trinken, aber worauf, um Himmels willen, wollen Sie noch ansto\u00dfen?\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ein Kunde beschwert sich beim Autoh\u00e4ndler:<br \/>\u201eWas haben Sie mir denn da f\u00fcr eine Schrottkarre angedreht? Die verliert Wasser und \u00d6l!\u201c<br \/>\u201eAber das wussten Sie doch\u201c, sagte der Verk\u00e4ufer ganz unschuldig. \u201eIch hatte Ihnen doch gesagt, dass das ein Auslaufmodell ist.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anweisungen vom Atomministerium: Im Falle des Abwurfs einer Atombombe sollte man ein Bad nehmen, sich in ein wei\u00dfes Leinentuch h\u00fcllen und ganz langsam, gemessenen Schrittes zum Friedhof gehen!Frage: Warum langsam?Antwort: Damit keine Panik entsteht! 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