{"id":6617,"date":"2019-06-26T06:00:41","date_gmt":"2019-06-26T04:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6617"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:08:08","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:08:08","slug":"kennst-du-den-75","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/06\/kennst-du-den-75\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #75"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eMama, woher wei\u00df das Christkind eigentlich, dass ich brav war?\u201c<br \/>\u201eFacebook, mein Kind.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Zwei Blondinen schauen sich den Mond an.<br \/>\u201eDu, was meinst du wohl? 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