{"id":6613,"date":"2019-06-12T06:00:28","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T04:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6613"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:04:37","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:04:37","slug":"kennst-du-den-73","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/06\/kennst-du-den-73\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #73"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der \u00fcbereifrige Staubsaugervertreter kommt aus den Bauernhof, stellt sich im Stall neben einen Pferdehaufen und posaunt: \u201eIch esse alles, was ich nicht mit meinem Staubsauger aufsaugen kann!\u201c<br \/>\u201eGut, ich hole Ihnen einen L\u00f6ffel. Bei uns ist heute n\u00e4mlich der Strom ausgefallen.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Im Gef\u00e4ngnis unterhalten sich zwei Insassen.<br \/>Fragt der eine: \u201eWeshalb sitzt du?\u201c<br \/>\u201eScheckbetrug. Und du?\u201c<br \/>\u201eKreative Buchf\u00fchrung.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der junge Ehemann kommt aufgeregt ins Eheinstitut, das die Heirat vermittelt hat.<br \/>\u201eSie haben mir mitgeteilt, dass mein Schwiegervater nicht mehr am Leben sei, und jetzt habe ich erfahren, er sitzt im Gef\u00e4ngnis!\u201c <br \/>\u201eNa und\u201c, zuckt die Ehevermittlerin die Achseln, \u201eist das denn ein Leben?\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der \u00fcbereifrige Staubsaugervertreter kommt aus den Bauernhof, stellt sich im Stall neben einen Pferdehaufen und posaunt: \u201eIch esse alles, was ich nicht mit meinem Staubsauger aufsaugen kann!\u201c\u201eGut, ich hole Ihnen einen L\u00f6ffel. Bei uns ist heute n\u00e4mlich der Strom ausgefallen.\u201c Im Gef\u00e4ngnis unterhalten sich zwei Insassen.Fragt der eine: \u201eWeshalb sitzt du?\u201c\u201eScheckbetrug. 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