{"id":6609,"date":"2019-05-29T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2019-05-29T04:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6609"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:03:16","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:03:16","slug":"kennst-du-den-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/05\/kennst-du-den-71\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #71"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>M\u00fcller ist Strohwitwer. Er bek\u00f6stigt sich im Restaurant um die Ecke. Nach dem Essen ruft er den Kellner.<br \/>\u201eMein Herr?\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas Huhn war ausgezeichnet. Sehr zart und frisch. Ich werde das Restaurant weiterempfehlen. Sagen Sie dem Wirt&#8230;\u201c<br \/>\u201ePsst! Leise, mein Herr. Ich habe Ihnen n\u00e4mlich versehentlich das f\u00fcr den Chef bestimmte Huhn gebracht.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Gackernd liefen zwei Hennen vor dem stattlichen Hahn davon.<br \/>\u201eNicht so schnell!\u201c, gackert die eine.<br \/>\u201eWarum?\u201c, stutzt die andere.<br \/>\u201eNa ja, er ist doch nicht mehr der J\u00fcngste!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWarum sind Sie denn den ganzen Abend so melancholisch, Herr Direktor?\u201c, fragt die Bardame Lola.<br \/>\u201eAch, ich habe den Ehering in der Westentasche!\u201c<br \/>\u201eNa und?\u201c<br \/>\u201cAber in der Westentasche, die ich zu Hause meiner Frau zum B\u00fcgeln gegeben habe!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00fcller ist Strohwitwer. Er bek\u00f6stigt sich im Restaurant um die Ecke. Nach dem Essen ruft er den Kellner.\u201eMein Herr?\u201c\u201eDas Huhn war ausgezeichnet. 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