{"id":6594,"date":"2019-04-10T06:00:42","date_gmt":"2019-04-10T04:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6594"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:57:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:57:25","slug":"kennst-du-den-64","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/04\/kennst-du-den-64\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #64"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWas soll ich denn nur machen?\u201c, fragt Blimer seinen Freund um Rat.<br \/>\u201eSage ich meiner Frau nichts von der Gehaltserh\u00f6hung, h\u00e4lt sie mich f\u00fcr einen Trottel. Sage ich es ihr, dann bin ich einer.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der k\u00fcrzeste T\u00fcnnes-und-Sch\u00e4l Witz:<br \/>Sch\u00e4l: \u201eT\u00fcnnes, deine Frau betr\u00fcgt uns!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Besuch Adenauers im Vatikan. Die Audienz des Bundeskanzlers beim Heiligen Vater w\u00e4hrt schon \u00fcber eine Stunde. Die anderen angemeldeten Besucher werden ungeduldig. Der Kardinal Staatssekret\u00e4r geht nerv\u00f6s auf und ab und schaut immer wieder auf seine Uhr.<br \/>Endlich h\u00e4lt er es nicht mehr aus, \u00f6ffnet die T\u00fcr zu einem Spalt und sp\u00e4ht ins Arbeitszimmer des Papstes: Der Papst kniet vor Adenauer, ringt die H\u00e4nde und sagt flehend: \u201eGlauben Sie mir, Herr Bundeskanzler, ich bin schon katholisch!\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eWas soll ich denn nur machen?\u201c, fragt Blimer seinen Freund um Rat.\u201eSage ich meiner Frau nichts von der Gehaltserh\u00f6hung, h\u00e4lt sie mich f\u00fcr einen Trottel. Sage ich es ihr, dann bin ich einer.\u201c Der k\u00fcrzeste T\u00fcnnes-und-Sch\u00e4l Witz:Sch\u00e4l: \u201eT\u00fcnnes, deine Frau betr\u00fcgt uns!\u201c Besuch Adenauers im Vatikan. Die Audienz des Bundeskanzlers beim Heiligen Vater w\u00e4hrt schon \u00fcber eine Stunde. Die anderen angemeldeten Besucher werden ungeduldig. 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