{"id":6590,"date":"2019-03-27T06:00:25","date_gmt":"2019-03-27T04:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6590"},"modified":"2019-01-05T21:27:59","modified_gmt":"2019-01-05T19:27:59","slug":"kennst-du-den-62","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/03\/kennst-du-den-62\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #62"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\nFrau M\u00fcller ging mit ihrem zweiten Mann hart ins Gericht. <br>\nNichts hast du Trottel von meinem seligen Egon, nicht seine nie erlahmende Manneskraft, nicht seine f\u00fcrsorgliche Liebe, nicht sein Einkommen! Nicht einmal seine Anz\u00fcge passen dir.\u201c\n\n\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\n\n\n\u201eWie lange bist du eigentlich schon mit Mami verheiratet, Pappi?\u201c <br>\n \u201eNeun Jahre.\u201c <br>\n\u201eUnd wie lange musst du noch?\u201c <br>\n\n\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\n\n\nDer Kellner kommt an den Tisch: \u201eIhre Frau bittet Sie ans Telefon, Herr Dr\u00f6ger.\u201c <br>\n\u201eBittet? Das muss ein anderer Dr\u00f6ger sein.\u201c\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frau M\u00fcller ging mit ihrem zweiten Mann hart ins Gericht. Nichts hast du Trottel von meinem seligen Egon, nicht seine nie erlahmende Manneskraft, nicht seine f\u00fcrsorgliche Liebe, nicht sein Einkommen! Nicht einmal seine Anz\u00fcge passen dir.\u201c \u201eWie lange bist du eigentlich schon mit Mami verheiratet, Pappi?\u201c \u201eNeun Jahre.\u201c \u201eUnd wie lange musst du noch?\u201c Der Kellner kommt an den Tisch: \u201eIhre Frau bittet Sie ans Telefon, Herr Dr\u00f6ger.\u201c \u201eBittet? 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