{"id":6588,"date":"2019-03-20T06:00:14","date_gmt":"2019-03-20T04:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6588"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:55:52","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:55:52","slug":"kennst-du-den-61","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/03\/kennst-du-den-61\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #61"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eWer ist denn das?\u201c, fragt ein Tourist auf dem Kreuzfahrtschiff den Kapit\u00e4n und zeigt auf einen Mann in Lumpen, der auf einer einsamen Insel herumh\u00fcpft und wie wild winkt. <br \/>\u201eKeine Ahnung\u201c, antwortet der Kapit\u00e4n, \u201eaber es freut sich immer so, wenn wir an ihm vorbeifahren.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eNanu? Sie hier? Ich dachte, sie wollen verreisen?\u201c <br \/>\u201eDas wollte ich auch, aber es ist unn\u00f6tig geworden &#8211; die Sache ist unter die Amnestie gefallen!\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Lehrer: \u201eIn einem zehnst\u00f6ckigem Haus f\u00fchren je 20 Stufen von einem Stockwerk zum anderen. Wie viele Stufen muss man gehen, um von unten zum zehnten Stockwerk zu gelangen?\u201c<br \/>Sch\u00fcler: \u201eAlle.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eWer ist denn das?\u201c, fragt ein Tourist auf dem Kreuzfahrtschiff den Kapit\u00e4n und zeigt auf einen Mann in Lumpen, der auf einer einsamen Insel herumh\u00fcpft und wie wild winkt. \u201eKeine Ahnung\u201c, antwortet der Kapit\u00e4n, \u201eaber es freut sich immer so, wenn wir an ihm vorbeifahren.\u201c \u201eNanu? Sie hier? 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