{"id":6586,"date":"2019-03-06T06:00:36","date_gmt":"2019-03-06T04:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6586"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:53:40","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:53:40","slug":"kennst-du-den-59-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/03\/kennst-du-den-59-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #59"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Der junge Anwalt hatte einen Verkehrss\u00fcnder zu verteidigen. Er wollte seine Sache besonders gut machen, so sagte er in seinem Pl\u00e4doyer: <br \/>\u201eDer Angeklagte ist ein sehr vorsichtiger Fahrer. Nie w\u00fcrde er einen Wagen \u00fcberholen, der schneller f\u00e4hrt als seiner.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Rita reitet mit ihrem Pony aus. Unterwegs fragen zwei kleine Jungen, ob sie das Pony streicheln d\u00fcrfen. Nat\u00fcrlich ist Rita einverstanden. <br \/>Da fragt der eine: \u201eIst das Pony ein M\u00e4dchen oder ein Junge?\u201c<br \/>\u201eEin M\u00e4dchen.\u201c <br \/>\u201eSiehst du\u201c, wendet sich der Junge triumphierend an seinen Freund, \u201eich habe es dir doch gleich gesagt, dass es ein M\u00e4dchen ist, wo es doch so lange Haare hat.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eMutti, stimmt es denn nicht, dass die Babys aus dem Bauch kommen?\u201c<br \/>\u201eDoch, wieso?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWeil Tante Mathilde gesagt hat, ich sei dir wie aus dem Gesicht geschnitten.\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der junge Anwalt hatte einen Verkehrss\u00fcnder zu verteidigen. Er wollte seine Sache besonders gut machen, so sagte er in seinem Pl\u00e4doyer: \u201eDer Angeklagte ist ein sehr vorsichtiger Fahrer. 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