{"id":6583,"date":"2019-03-13T06:00:49","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T04:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6583"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:54:13","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:54:13","slug":"kennst-du-den-59","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/03\/kennst-du-den-59\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #60"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201eIch habe geh\u00f6rt\u201c, sagt der Freund, \u201edu arbeitest bei der Post als Stempler. Ist das nicht eine furchtbar monotone Arbeit?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWieso denn?\u201c Der Angesprochene ist beleidigt. \u201eAbwechslungsreicher geht&#8217;s doch gar nicht, wo wir jeden Tag ein neues Datum haben.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>An der W\u00fcrstchenbude. \u201eWas kostet eine?\u201c<br \/>\u201eZwei Euro. M\u00f6chten Sie mit oder ohne Senf?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWas kostet der?\u201c<br \/>\u201eNichts.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDann nehme ich nur den Senf.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ein Sch\u00fcler sagt am Fahrkartenschalter: \u201eBitte geben Sie mir eine Fahrkarte nach M\u00fcnchen.\u201c<br \/>\u201eWelche Klasse?\u201c<br \/>\u201eKlasse 13\u201c, entgegnet der Sch\u00fcler stolz.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eIch habe geh\u00f6rt\u201c, sagt der Freund, \u201edu arbeitest bei der Post als Stempler. 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