{"id":6580,"date":"2019-02-27T06:00:37","date_gmt":"2019-02-27T04:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6580"},"modified":"2019-01-05T21:10:52","modified_gmt":"2019-01-05T19:10:52","slug":"kennst-du-den-58","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/02\/kennst-du-den-58\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #58"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\nAnita darf ihrer Mutter beim Kochen helfen. Es gibt Fisch. <br>\n\u201eHast du den Fisch auch gr\u00fcndlich gewaschen?\u201c, will die Mutter wissen. <br>\n\u201eAber wieso denn?\u201c, will Anita wissen, \u201eer war doch lange genug im Wasser.\u201c\n\n\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\n\n\n\u201eMarlene Dietrich hat eine gesch\u00e4ftst\u00fcchtige Enkelin. Sie wunderte sich immer dar\u00fcber, dass das Kind immer \u00fcber verh\u00e4ltnism\u00e4\u00dfig viel Geld verf\u00fcgt. <br>\nAls Sie eines Tages fr\u00fcher als gew\u00f6hnlich aus dem Filmatelier nach Hause kam, fand sie folgendes Schild an der Gartent\u00fcr h\u00e4ngen: <br>\n\u201eBesichtigen Sie Marlene Dietrichs Heim. F\u00fchrung durch die Enkelin der K\u00fcnstlerin. Eintritt: 25 Cents.\u201c\n\n\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\n\n\nDer alte Rockefeller kam einmal in ein kleines Dorf im Wilden Westen, und da gerade Sonntag war, besuchte er auch die Kirche und steckte beim Gottesdienst eine Hundert-Dollar-Note in den Klingelbeutel. <br>\nGegen Schluss des Gottesdienstes teilte der Pfarrer seiner Gemeinde mit: \u201eDie heutige Kollekte ergab 2 Dollar und 35 Cents. Au\u00dferdem enthielt sie eine Hundert-Dollar-Note. Lasset mich still zu Gott beten, dass sie echt ist!\u201c \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anita darf ihrer Mutter beim Kochen helfen. Es gibt Fisch. \u201eHast du den Fisch auch gr\u00fcndlich gewaschen?\u201c, will die Mutter wissen. \u201eAber wieso denn?\u201c, will Anita wissen, \u201eer war doch lange genug im Wasser.\u201c \u201eMarlene Dietrich hat eine gesch\u00e4ftst\u00fcchtige Enkelin. 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