{"id":6578,"date":"2019-02-20T06:00:46","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T04:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6578"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:52:20","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:52:20","slug":"kennst-du-den-57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/02\/kennst-du-den-57\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #57"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Aufgeregt fl\u00fcstert die Ehefrau ihrem Liebhaber zu: \u201eUm Gottes willen, mein Mann kommt. Du musst aus dem Fenster springen.\u201c <br \/>\u201eAber Schatz, das kann doch nicht dein Ernst sein, wir befinden uns in der 13. Etage.\u201c \u201eNa und? Bist du am Ende abergl\u00e4ubisch?\u201c<\/p>\r\n<p>Geheimnisse vertraut man untereinander unter strengster Diskretion an und erz\u00e4hlt sie auch so nicht weiter. <br \/>Eine Ausnahme bilden die Staatsgeheimnisse. Die kommen sofort in die Presse.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Richter zur Zeugin: \u201eWie ist Ihr Name?\u201c <br \/>\u201eErna Knaus.\u201c <br \/>\u201eUnd Ihr Alter?\u201c <br \/>\u201eErnst Knaus.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Talleyrand sitzt am Bett eines schwer erkrankten Mannes, der gro\u00dfe Schmerzen erleidet. <br \/>\u201eIch erdulde H\u00f6llenqualen\u201c, st\u00f6hnt der Kranke.<br \/>Meint Talleyrand: \u201eSchon?\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aufgeregt fl\u00fcstert die Ehefrau ihrem Liebhaber zu: \u201eUm Gottes willen, mein Mann kommt. 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