{"id":6575,"date":"2019-02-13T06:00:49","date_gmt":"2019-02-13T04:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6575"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:50:54","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:50:54","slug":"kennst-du-den-56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/02\/kennst-du-den-56\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #56"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Wo war Muttis Liebling so lange?\u201c<br \/>\u201eIch habe Brieftr\u00e4ger gespielt, Mutti, und in jedem Haus von unserer Stra\u00dfe, da habe ich einen richtigen Brief abgegeben.\u201c <br \/>\u201eAber woher hatte denn Muttis Liebling die vielen Briefe?\u201c<br \/>\u201eAus der Kommode von dir Mutti. Es waren blo\u00df die alten Briefe, die du mit so einem roten Band zusammengebunden hast.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Er ist so d\u00fcnn, dass er sich hinter einem Besenstiel umziehen kann.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>H\u00e4nschen erz\u00e4hlt seiner Mutter beim Aufstehen: \u201eMami, heute Nacht hatte ich einen komischen Traum. Ich fuhr in einem Boot. Pl\u00f6tzlich kenterte es und ich fiel ins Wasser und wurde ganz nass.\u201c <br \/>\u201eNa, und wurdest du gerettet?\u201c<br \/>\u201eNat\u00fcrlich, aber sag mal, muss ich mich dann heute Morgen trotzdem waschen?\u201c<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wo war Muttis Liebling so lange?\u201c\u201eIch habe Brieftr\u00e4ger gespielt, Mutti, und in jedem Haus von unserer Stra\u00dfe, da habe ich einen richtigen Brief abgegeben.\u201c \u201eAber woher hatte denn Muttis Liebling die vielen Briefe?\u201c\u201eAus der Kommode von dir Mutti. Es waren blo\u00df die alten Briefe, die du mit so einem roten Band zusammengebunden hast.\u201c Er ist so d\u00fcnn, dass er sich hinter einem Besenstiel umziehen kann. H\u00e4nschen erz\u00e4hlt seiner Mutter beim Aufstehen: \u201eMami, heute Nacht hatte ich einen komischen Traum. 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