{"id":6560,"date":"2019-01-30T06:00:03","date_gmt":"2019-01-30T04:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6560"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:47:34","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:47:34","slug":"kennst-du-den-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/01\/kennst-du-den-53\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #54"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Anton hat Geburtstag. Der Onkel bringt ihm eine Tafel Schokolade der Marke \u201eGoldnuss\u201c mit. <br \/>Kurz darauf sieht er, wie Anton in seinem Zimmer auf der Erde sitzt und die Schokolade auf die Erde br\u00f6selt. <br \/>Entsetzt fragt er: \u201eWas machst du denn da?\u201c<br \/>Jammert Anton: \u201eIch kann einfach die Goldnuss nicht finden.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Professor zum Pr\u00fcfling: \u201eWas ist Betrug?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWenn Sie mich durchfallen lassen.\u201c <br \/>\u201eWieso das denn?\u201c<br \/>\u201eWer wissentlich die Unwissenheit der anderen ausnutzt und ihm dadurch schadet, macht sich laut BGB strafbar.\u201c<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Frage: Was ist ein Optimist? <br \/>Antwort: Ein Optimist ist ein Mann, der glaubt, im Jahre 2030 wird ein Paar Schuhe 300,00 \u20ac kosten. <br \/>Frage: Und was ist dann ein Pessimist? <br \/>Antwort: Ein Pessimist glaubt, es wird 300,00 Rubel kosten.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anton hat Geburtstag. Der Onkel bringt ihm eine Tafel Schokolade der Marke \u201eGoldnuss\u201c mit. Kurz darauf sieht er, wie Anton in seinem Zimmer auf der Erde sitzt und die Schokolade auf die Erde br\u00f6selt. 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