{"id":6542,"date":"2019-01-09T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2019-01-09T04:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6542"},"modified":"2019-01-05T20:55:53","modified_gmt":"2019-01-05T18:55:53","slug":"kennst-du-den-51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/01\/kennst-du-den-51\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #51"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignleft\" alt=\"Humor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\">\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\nDie Katze vom kleinen Fritz hat Junge bekommen. Als die K\u00e4tzchen alt genug sind, schickt seine Mutter ihn los. \u201eFrag herum, wer eines haben m\u00f6chte. Geh auch zum Pfarrer. Der braucht sicher einen flei\u00dfigen J\u00e4ger f\u00fcr die Kirchenm\u00e4use.\u201c<br>\nNach einer Weile kommt Max zur\u00fcck. \u201eDie Haush\u00e4lterin vom Pfarrer hat gesagt, dass sie keine Katze nehmen.\u201c <br>\n\u201eWieso das denn?\u201c<br>\n\u201eWeil der Pfarrer einen Vogel hat.\u201c\n\n\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\n\n\nEin Anwalt spricht mit seiner Mandantin \u00fcber die bevorstehende Scheidung.\n\u201eIrgendetwas m\u00fcssen Sie an Ihrem Mann doch gemocht haben, als Sie ihn damals geheiratet haben\u201c, gibt er zu bedenken. <br>\n\u201eJa, schon, aber wir haben es bis auf den letzten Euro ausgegeben.\u201c\n\n\n\n<p><center>*************<\/center><\/p>\n\n\n\nEin Mann geht mit seinem Hund zum Uhrenmacher. <br>\n\u201eWas kann ich f\u00fcr Sie tun?\u201c, fragt dieser. <br>\n\u201eMeinen Hund reparieren.\u201c <br>\nDer Uhrmacher stutzt: \u201eWieso Ihren Hund?\u201c <br>\n\u201eWeil er alle zwei Minuten stehenbleibt.\u201c\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die Katze vom kleinen Fritz hat Junge bekommen. 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