{"id":6104,"date":"2018-11-28T06:00:12","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T04:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6104"},"modified":"2023-12-26T22:13:50","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T21:13:50","slug":"kennst-du-den-46","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/11\/kennst-du-den-46\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #46"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bruckner war eingeladen. Er mustert die Flaschenbatterie, wendet sich an den Gastgeber und sch\u00fcttelt ihm die Hand.<br \/>\n\u201eNanu?\u201c, fragt dieser. \u201eDenken Sie schon ans Gehen? Die Party hat ja erst angefangen!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eNein, nein!\u201c, sch\u00fcttelt Bruckner den Kopf. \u201eIch wollte mich bei Ih\u00adnen nur f\u00fcr die freundliche Einladung bedan\u00adken, solange ich noch dazu f\u00e4hig bin.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLiebling\u201c, fragte der Ehemann spitz, \u201ewann wirst du endlich gelernt haben, genauso zu kochen wie meine Mutter?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eJa, Schatz, wenn du so viel Geld verdienst wie mein Vater!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Eine junge Mutter hat ihr Baby einer B\u00e4ue\u00adrin zur Pflege gegeben. Als sie an einem Sonn\u00adtag ihr Kind besuchen will, ist sie nicht wenig erstaunt, als sie sieht, dass die Wiege mit ihrem Kind an der Decke aufgeh\u00e4ngt ist, etwa drei Meter \u00fcber den Boden.<br \/>\nDie B\u00e4uerin, die ihr Erstaunen nat\u00fcrlich sofort bemerkt hat, gibt ihr sofort die n\u00f6tige Erkl\u00e4rung: \u201eAch, wissen Sie, ich bin ein wenig alt und ein wenig taub, und wenn das Kleine hier heraus\u00adf\u00e4llt, dann h\u00f6re ich es auf jeden Fall.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bruckner war eingeladen. Er mustert die Flaschenbatterie, wendet sich an den Gastgeber und sch\u00fcttelt ihm die Hand. \u201eNanu?\u201c, fragt dieser. \u201eDenken Sie schon ans Gehen? 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